100+ Funny Friendship Quotes for All Bachelor Friend


Funny Quotes – Friends there will be many of you who will be of very funny kind and whose face is always smiling. If you too are a person of this type then you are living your life very well.

In today’s time, as if the smile on the face of the people has disappeared, because all the people are so much worried about their work, family, money and job.

But all the people should always remember that unless you keep your mind happy then you can do any work in any way but you will not be able to succeed.

So, first of all you learned to smile and met your friends who are always happy they laughed you a little so that you can keep both your health and your mind happy.

Many of you will be such people that you must be laughing at first in your school and college days, so in today’s time you can become the same and keep yourself happy.

If you have forgotten the fun of those days then you read these funny quotes and get lost in those days.

Funny Quotes

“If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.”

“Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason.”

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”

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“A day without sunshine is like you know night.”

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique Just like everyone else.”

“People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.”

“The road to success is always under construction.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself I would be happy to do it for you.”

Life Quotes 

“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.”

“If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“I was born to make mistakes not to fake perfection”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.”

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“Age is an issue of mind over matter if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.”

“Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.”

“The road to success is always under construction.”

“I’m in shape round is a shape.”

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”

Friendship Day Quotes

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell is it a success?”

“If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out.”

“Don’t gobble funk around with words.”

“Age is an issue of mind over matter if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.”

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“Never steal the government hates competition.”

“Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”

“Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.”

“Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?”

“Don’t knock on death’s door hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.”

“All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.”

“I don’t have an attitude problem you have a perception problem.”

“Whenever I find the key to success someone changes the lock.”

“Your intelligence is my common sense.”

“It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.”

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“I couldn’t repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.”

“I’m not a complete idiot some pieces are missing.”

“Adults are just kids with money.”

“Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you awesome.”

“All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.”

“I am free of all prejudices i hate everyone equally.”

“If Barbie was so popular Why do people buy her friends?”

“Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it.”

“When I speak with my eyes I tell more than just one story.”

“Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.”

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“When you are always ahead of others you are always walking alone.”

“It takes patience to listen it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.”

“Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!”

“There are 3 kinds of people in the world those who can count and those who can’t.”

“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”

“Don’t kiss by the garden gate love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.”

“I just got lost in thought it was unfamiliar territory.”

“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.”

“When God made me he was showing off.”

“Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.”

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“The hardest part about business is minding your own.”

“The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.”

“Video games ruined my life at least I have 2 left.”

“I’m not immature i just know how to have fun.”

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”

“When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?”

“Santa Claus has the right idea visit people once a year.”

“Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.”

“So many men and yet so few brains.”

“Sleep till you’re hungry eat till you’re sleepy.”

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“I’m not crazy my reality is just different from yours.”

“If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face I will.”

“If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales.”

“I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.”

“My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.”

“Life Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.”

“Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.”

“Energiser bunny arrested charged with battery.”

“I scored high on my drug test.”

“The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.”

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“The future just ain’t what it used to be.”

“Teachers call it cheating students call it teamwork.”

“I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you it’s a secret.”

“People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.”

“True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.”

“Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.”

“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

“I’m not fat I’m just so sexy that it overflows.”

“The elevator to success is out of order you’ll have to use the stairs one step at a time.”

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“I always wanted to be somebody but now I realise I should have been more specific.”

“People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.”

“You can’t have everything where would you put it?” 

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” 

“If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.”

“When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye.”

“A clear conscience is a sure si3gn of a bad memory.”

“I didn’t fail the test I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

“Think like a proton always positive.”

“You’re only given a little spark of madness you mustn’t lose it.”

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“If you let your head get too big it’ll break your neck.” 

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”

“Trying is the first step toward failure.”

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